Saturday, October 4, 2008

The Pits

This morning I "slept in" (which, with 5 kids, means I woke up at 7 AM). My daughter Mary came in and jumped in bed next to me. She looked at me for a few seconds and then said, "Daddy, why don't you shave....[pause]...your armpits?" Hmmm. Let me see. My wife shaves her armpits. My oldest daughters, Mikayla and Kamry, shave theirs. Why don't I?? It's a reasonable 7-year-old question.

But I didn't have a good answer for her. So I've decided that when I die, as I'm standing in line at the pearly gates, the first thing I'm going to ask the people in charge will be the great mystery of the universe: Why do we have armpit hair???? Someday, I'm gonna figure it out.

3 comments:

LindseySoren said...

Jaron and I really enjoy your postings. Thanks for the good laugh.

A and K said...

haha I am really not a fan of armpit hair and have always wondered why women get rid of it and men don't. What a mystery.

The Andersens said...

You are way to funny and I found another one of your blogs. Now I can spy on your family more often and visa versa.